Mez addicted to Punch Out on ze Wii. I haz to go to rehab. Me can't beat Mr. Sandman. When ever I fight him I start napping........................

You knows, I likey afros. There's just something about an afro that just makes my day. Especialy if the afro is soaked in blood. Ahhhh... afros...

Soooooooooooooo.......... new zelda looks beast. Link should have a cape this time. Rocs cape always made him look manlier. Or maybe he could get an afro!

Hello there, stupid humans. My name is Mr. Tophat. I have found this site on my search through the galaxy for conquest and a bunch of (insert random adjective here) content. I found this site a few years ago and one of our grunts has became your mascot.

More to come, Mr. Tophat